Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow