I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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