i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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