She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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