everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I have post one night stand depression
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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