Soap is not a condiment
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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