After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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