Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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