Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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