I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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