I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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