I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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