is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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