you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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