Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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