Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you traded sex for a burrito?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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