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say what?
wanna hang out?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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