I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
