I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Say something about gay babies.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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im six kinds of drunk right now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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