on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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