He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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