How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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