I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
the raccoons are back...
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