yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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