The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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