real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That's intense
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize
