I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
40s are totally the cure
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
