you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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