drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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