Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I said "one day" and that day is not today
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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