i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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