it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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