At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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