Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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