Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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