My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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