I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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