is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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