Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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