But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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