yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish you could order shots online.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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