Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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