He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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