I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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