Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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