ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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