That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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