he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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