Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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