I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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