butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
