so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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