dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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