Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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